Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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