i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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