They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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