i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i was born a porn star she said
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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