Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You took a bar mat shot.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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