I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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