dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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