just come out here and I will go home with you...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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