where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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