I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
wow bdsm is so cute
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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