we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
