So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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