that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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