we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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