is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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