Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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