is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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