I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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