I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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