I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i out mim tonsoeep
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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