you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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