You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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