After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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