Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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