Christians are straight up FREAKS
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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