i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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