i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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