Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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