He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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