you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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