just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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