we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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