what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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