i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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