so that wasnt chicken after all
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
