So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
