so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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