There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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