S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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