mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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