so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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