she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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