No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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