Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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