Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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