I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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