I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You took a bar mat shot.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
How naked do you want me to be?
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
