I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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