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Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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