C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Randomize
