Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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