just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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